New Hill - A State of Mind
What is New Hill? No, it's not new wave or anything fuckin up the state of rock n' roll today; New Hill is everything and nothing, all at once. New Hill is the clairvoyance, if you will (of sorts), that permeates the universe. None can control it, but few recognize it. Nobody can tell you that you're New Hill, you just know it.
Who are we? Good question - we're still asking that ourselves. All we know for sure is that everyone involved with us is fully aware that there is something strange afoot at the circle K. In order to help you understand we will show you our inspirations and attempt to teach you our universal language, Ivoronics, that allows you to communicate to anyone 'New Hill' around the world.
A few words come to mind when describing certain New Hill elite - New Hill is pure wizardry and pure heathenism simultaneously. Inspirations vary from member to member, but the focus is the same. View the member profiles and come to your own conclusions - you may think we are the biggest bunch of morons in the world, and you might just be correct. We leave it to you to decide.
Everything you will read or see here has some 'inside joke' or relevence to it - nothing is here for no reason. Chances are, if you have met just one of the heathens then you will know at least one of the sayings or pictures - remember what you learned.
If you think you are New Hill material, email us; we'll take applications and suggestions.
And a vaya con diablos to you too, Sir... oh, Mr. Roach, there's just one more thing... (follow?)